I'm lost and stupid without you.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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