did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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