Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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