Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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