Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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