Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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