five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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