Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
pray to the hookup gods
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
