Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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