Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
