Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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