Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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