I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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