Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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