Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize