My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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