Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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