I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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