You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize