In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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