I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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