let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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