My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm both gender and math confused
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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