omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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