We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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