Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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