waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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