the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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