Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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