No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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