So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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