Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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