Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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