i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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