just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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