I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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