Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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