she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
