I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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