Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
