you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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