I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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