my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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