i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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