I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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