Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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