everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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