I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Jerry, you need to find god
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Randomize
