I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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