why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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