I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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