Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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