I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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