i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
His nipple licking is glorious
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